Naked in the Pizza Store

by Richard Westgate
(Toronto, Canada)

This isn't so much a suggested dare, as it is a record of a dare that I did. Definitely not for everyone!

I'd been playing outside late at night with a friend, and I was naked. Suddenly, he said, "Let's go for a walk." So we set off, me still totally naked, him dressed.

We walked up the street and took the next street to the right, crossed two sets of traffic lights. Cars were stopped on the red light, but no-one seemed to react to the sight of a naked man crossing the road.

Two blocks from home we turned left and walked down a major centre with bars and shops. It was about 3am, so the bars had closed, but there were still plenty of people around.

It was September, and it was COLD!

As we neared a small pizza shop, my friend said he wanted a pizza, so we both went into the store. I went in mainly for the warmth!

The two guys behind the counter saw me, but withdrew further back into the kitchen area.

There were about six or eight guys and one or two women waiting to pick up their pizza.

I sort of moved over to one side so I was a bit hidden from the two staff...

In case they were worried they'd get into trouble for letting me in.

They could claim they couldn't see me! It took ten minutes or more for the pizza to be done.

Lots of comments from the other customers, but nothing negative really.

We got the pizza and walked out with it, and went home by another route.

In all we were out on the streets for over half an hour. My adrenalin was high! Great night.