The Double Dog Dare to end all Dares

by Johnny

One day in West Palm Beach, Florida during the summer times, my friends Paul, James, Jennifer, Robert, Melissa, and I (Johnny) were extremely bored. Well Paul said: "Hey let's play Truth or Dare!" Everyone was not really interested in the game, but gave in eventually and proceeded to play.

Well I think this was a set up by Paul because I was the only one who knew he had a secret crush on Jennifer. So naturally truth or dare will open up some amazing doors if you ask the right questions.

Well anyway since I knew that Paul had a secret crush on Jennifer, I whispered to James and said: "Hey dare Jennifer to make out with me." Well James caught on to what I was doing and he dared Jennifer to make out with me.

Jennifer and I made out for about two minutes which made Paul irate. Jenifer and I had been friends forever and had no feelings for each other so the make out did not really mean anything. Well it was Paul's turn now and he looked me square in the eyes and said: "I dare you to make fun of the dog next door and stand there for one whole minute."

Knowing that I never back-down from a challenge I agreed. Now the dog next door was a 250 pound Rottweiler named "Playboy." Playboy was the biggest and ferocious dog in the neighborhood. No one ever crossed him.

Well I know that Playboy was tied up proceeded to make fun of the dog and make him mad. But what Paul failed to tell me that Playboy's leash was not tied and that he was loose! So I went over and Paul was laughing.

Initially I ignored him, but wish I had not. Well I was making fun of the dog and saw the dog running at me. I looked and noticed that his chain was broken and he was now coming at me full stride! No time to run to the gate, the only choice I had was to jump the fence.

Well as I got over the gate I thought I was safe. So I thought...! All of my body made it over, but one foot and I realized why it did not make it over. It was because Playboy had my foot in his mouth with the rest of my body dangling on the other side upside down. When he finally let me go I was relieved, until I saw it has urinated all over me and all my friends were hysterically laughing!